Resistance protesters in Chicago intend to show their…displeasure

The majority of Americans want Trump to release his tax returns but no matter how much they demand, rant and tweet the White House says they will never be revealed.   This newer, tougher hardline stance has inspired a novel event planned for the Windy City this Sunday, February 12th @ 4pm.

As of this writing more than 900 Chicagoans will brave the predicted 35-degree weather to collectively “moon” their city’s Trump Tower. The numbers may very well swell as over three thousand other Facebook users have indicated that they are “interested”. [EVENT LINK]

The organizer, comedian Bailey Davis, says the event is designed to draw Trump’s attention in ways average protests probably couldn’t. “Certain things get people on their feet. Not everybody is going to watch 60 Minutes because they think it’s boring,” Davis told local media. “If you ridicule him or make him feel like he’s the loser, that’s how he blows up. That’s what makes The Donald implode.”

“If 500 people go up to that tower and pull their pants down it’s not going to go unnoticed, and that’s the goal,” he added.

As we all know Trump promised to release his tax returns during the Presidential campaign, but contended that he was constantly under IRS audit, and couldn’t provide copies of documents he provided to authorities until he’d been safely cleared of financial wrongdoing. Now firmly ensconced in power he has changed that promise of a future disclosure to NEVER.

Trump detractors theorize that the President is keeping his tax forms under lock and key because they might demonstrate international business dealings that could compromise American foreign policy—or reveal that he hasn’t paid taxes for years.

Prospective mooners are warned that their bare backsides could be filmed—the event is hosted by something called SH#!Show, a Chicago-based comedy troupe that produces “satirical videos” for its Facebook page.

We’re sure you have a slew of puns, jokes and memes ready to share about this. We look forward to your contributions. Nothing brings out a crowd like mid-winter nudity.

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