And Today’s Alternative Human is….

It seems like folks on the alt-right are constantly trying to top each other for the title of most loathsome human being. Today, the honor of most loathsome, or as we care to dub him “Alternative Human” is Charles Hurt of the Washington Times.

By now we’ve all heard or seen Jimmy Kimmel’s emotional story about his newborn son, who nearly died of a congenital heart condition just hours after birth.

Most of us shed a tear, empathized, made a donation, or did something else on the human spectrum. Not Mr. Hurt, spokesman for the right-wing newspaper that is apparently trying to “out-right” Fox News.

Yes, that’s right. He just had a kid and the kid nearly died and he wants you to know that if you are not for bloated federal bureaucracy, socialized medicine, higher taxes and tons of more debt piled onto your grandchildren, then you are not a “decent person.”

Actually Jim, if you were a “decent person,” you would shut your fat trap about partisan politics and go care for your kid, who just nearly died, you elitist creep.

Sometimes it Takes A Village to pull people together, sometimes an asshole can do the same thing. Raise your hand if you are ready to strangle this guy.




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